Are you a user with little knowledge computer? Do you have friends computer to not get angry? Do you follow to the letter his instructions?
Do not worry, you've come to the right place. Below is a list of 10 ways to piss a computer, if you had any doubt ...
1. In what is your job?
insists it is clear that you do not understand to devote a computer. What is a computer work? If computers and give it all done!
If possible, after asking him, corrects his explanation with a Ah, you mean a graphic designer! ... or Do you work only to "format windows?" .
If you have the opportunity, take the opportunity to ask as it is printed in Word symmetrical margins, double spacing and B4 size paper.
2. Do not give details of the errors
When you have a problem with your computer as a blue screen, an error window or reboot, no boot and display text on a problem ... not notes!
The computer should be properly trained ( with their education ) to know in seconds ...
- What were you doing at that time.
- What error message appeared on your screen.
- And of course, what should the error.
3.
confused memory spaceNothing pleases a computer more than a conversation similar a esta:
- - Mi ordenador necesita más memoria...
- - ¿Más memoria? ¿Quieres que me acerque a tu casa a mira...?
- -¡Por Dios! Que no sé informática, pero no soy estúpido...
- - De acuerdo... Voy a comprar...
- ( más tarde, en su casa )...
- - Gracias. ¡Menos mal! Necesitaba más memoria, no me cabía ningún programa ya...
4. Pide presupuestos inteligentes
A los informáticos les encanta hacer presupuestos. Pídele uno que tenga todo lo último que hayas oído hablar, desde turbinas aerodeslizantes ( que leíste en a forum that is better than conventional fans ) to RAM memory cards with heatsink DDR7 waterproof.
If he asks if you play, just say no. What hints? What do not you take a stick to water? "Print, MSN and little more ..."
That if you let him have it clear you want a good computer that is cheap but above all, you do not run outdated in 5 years.
5. Thinks you are cheating
If a computer you are charged a certain amount for a repair ( say, a new hard drive and install ) must think that, obviously, you are cheating.
must not think that takes material, labor, transportation and / or time, or compare prices with other shops, but with that amount you can buy (insert here a few things ), and has been with your money, making a "workaround of computer" so you will not fail in time.
6. Do not give information
If you ask how long you think a particular error or was the last thing you did before it appeared, you can choose any of these responses:
- I have not touched anything!
- Me? What I do? The usual!
- sure was my (insert close relative) who is always messing around ...
- I just used these days ...
- I do not know ... What do you want to know that?
- Always.
- is the first time it happens.
- Does not that you should know?
If after several hours, the computer does not give the problem, comment that, although not think that's it, you can leftover pieces you the other day when you cleaned the dust from the inside has something to do.
7. Requires a lifetime warranty, as Kingston
If you call a computer to fix a problem, and (strangely ) achieves this, prescribe a reasonable time as guaranteed ( if it does not work really ) not a bad idea.
Who says that within a certain time not the same thing happen again? Mean that it is not solved ...
therefore called computer demanding that you fix this error you has happened again after 27 months .
8. Ask favors free
There certain phrases to respond to a computer and understand you can do unabashedly favors free:
- not cost you anything ...
- If only a moment ...
- I just do not understand computers ...
- To you, that you like these things ...
You can always ask to try to fix the washer , wiring the kitchen or schedule TV ... Is computer! You should know that!
9. Asks for advice but never mind
is very important to ask advice a computer to gain their trust. Then, it does not make the case or not. Defragment " hard drive? "Never open pictures that I send for MSN? Is installing updates?
A computer should not be aware of what it takes to make each one of those things ... And what it costs!
Antivirus "necessary? Install antivirus is for wimps! If you saw how fast it will uninstall everything from ... Sure it felt better.
10. Careful where you go online
The computer always says that is not in the pages that tell who has me on or not to admit those who say you can see the history of other contacts. Clearly
says not to discover who has been admitted or not who has spoken ill of our backs.
also mentioned that we should not believe, or forward chain mail or flowerpoints kittens. By the way, please forward. Lest the MSN doll turns blue and close hotmail.
